Wow, thanks, Kid, a whole heap of condoms. I think you have even higher expectations for this Valentine's Day than I do.

Sooo, Hufflepuff's not playing this weekend, right? Because if not, I don't really care. Or-- ooh, hey, could we have a party anyway? Like, goooo whoever!

Whatever, anyway, I totally started taking quidditch lessons, so whenever the heck we're playing next, I am so going to be ready.

Ohmigod, this is the best Christmas ever! A Beretta 92FS!! It's so beautiful! It just feels like it was made for me. I can't wait to try this baby out!!

So there's gonna be a quidditch match next weekend, right? Gooo Hufflepuff. I'm painting my nails black and gold for you guys, so you better have an awesome party when you win.

But more importantly, there's a dance this weekend too! Who's gonna go? I could use a date.

I can't believe I didn't even have a boyfriend in the future, do I seriously have to be Kid's babysitter for the rest of my life? Even being engaged didn't snap him out of it, he's seriously hopeless...

Anyway, now that everything's back to normal, let's talk about important stuff! Like who's doing anything exciting this weekend?